I'm 73% virgin! XD

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Ok so here's the deal... Start with 100% and minus 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as your __% virgin.

1.Smoked. [ ]
2.Drank alcohol. [ ]
3.Cried when someone died. [ ] (Don't look at your screen like that! I can't help it! I've tried but I just can't cry!)
4.Been drunk. [ ]
5.Had sex. [ ]
6.Been to a concert. [x]
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. [ ]
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. [ ]
9.Been verbally or sexually harassed. [ ]
10.Verbally or sexually harassed somebody [ ]  

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 99%

11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [ ]
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. [x] (Good times, Good times)
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. [ ] (NOPE! Single forever baby!)
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. [ ]
15.Been to prom. [  ]
16.Cried at school. [x]
17.Gotten lost in a MYER or a department store. [x] (I think everyone's been lost in a department store at some point in their life)
18.Went streaking. [ ]
19.Given or receieved a lap dance. [ ]
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [x] (My brothers and then my mom's boyfriend's racist son that I wanted to punch in the face on multiple occasions)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%

21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [x] (Look at #20)
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [x](My friend had a dad and 2 brothers)
23.Kissed a stranger. [  ] (Please. I don't go outdoors enough to meet strangers)
24.Hugged a stranger. [ ]
25.Went scuba diving. [ ]
26.Driven a car. [x] (I used to sit in my dad's lap and drive the truck around)
27.Gotten an x-ray. [x] (I swallowed a watch battery. I was like 7.)
28.Hit by a car. [  ]
29.Had a party [ ]
30.Done drugs. [ ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

31.Played strip poker. [ ]
32.Got paid to strip for someone. [ ]
33.Ran away from home. [ ] (When I was little I wrote a note to my parents saying I had run away but I had actually just hidden under my bed. And they knew it.)
34.Broken a bone. [ ]
35.Eaten sushi. [ ]
36.Bought porn. [ ]
37.Watched porn. [ ]
38. Made porn [ ]
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex. [ ]
40.Been in love. [x] (Yup! Sadly all the dudes I love are virtual and pixelated T-T)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:  90%

41.Frenched kissed. [ ] (What part of forever alone don't you understand??)
42.Laughed so hard you cried. [x]
43.Cried yourself to sleep. [ ]
44.Laughed yourself to sleep. [ ]
45.Stabbed yourself. [ ]
46.Shot a gun. [x] (A BB gun)
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. [ ]
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
50.Watched an animal die. [ ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:  86%

51.Watched a person die. [ ]
52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least one person present. [ ]
53.Pranked somebody. [x] (my brothers)
54.Put somebody in the A&E [ ] (wha?)
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. [ ]
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex. [ ]
57.Dressed punk. [ ]
58.Dressed goth. [ ]
59.Dressed preppy. [ ] (
60.Been to a motocross race. [ ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%

61.Avoided somebody. [x]
62.Been stalked. [ ]
63.Stalked someone. [ ]
64.Met a celebrity. [ ]
65.Played an instrument. [x] (The recorder baby. The freaking recorder)
66.Ridden a horse. [x]
67.Cut yourself. [ ]
68.Bungee jumped. [ ]
69.Ding dong ditched somebody. [ ]
70.Been to a wild party. [ ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:  82%

71.Got caught stealing something [ ]
72.Kicked a guy in the balls. [x](Let's see... I've done this to both of my big brothers, a couple times to my slightly younger brother, and then I think once or twice to a guy from sixth grade called Bodie)
73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from your friend [ ]
74.Went out with your friend's crush. [ ]
75.Got arrested. [ ]
76.Been pregnant. [ ]
77.Babysat. [x] (and hated every minute of it.)
78.Been to another country. [ ] (I wish)
79.Started your house on fire. [ ]
80.Had an encounter with a ghost. [ ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:  80%

81.Donated your hair to cancer patients. [ ] (I plan on doing it when my hair is long enough!)
82.Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. [ ]
83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex. [ ]
84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. [ ]
85.Sat on your ass all day. [x] (I had a good excuse! My wisdom teeth had just been pulled!)
86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. [ ]
87.Had a job. [ ]
88.Gotten cut from a sports team. [ ]
89.Been called a whore. [ ]
90.Danced like a whore. [ ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:  79%

91.Been mistaken for a celebrity. [ ]
92.Been in a car accident. [ ]
93.Been told you have beautiful eyes. [x]
94.Been told you have beautiful hair. [x]
95.Raped somebody. [ ] (Hahaha no.)
96.Danced in the rain. [x] (My mom enjoys forcing me to do this for reasons I still can't explain) 
97.Been rejected. [ ]
98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying. [ ]
99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [x] (My brothers)
100.Been bummed [x]

PERCENT SO FAR : 73%



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1.Smoked. [ ]
2.Drank alcohol. [x]
3.Cried when someone died. [ ]
4.Been drunk. [ ]
5.Had sex. [ ]
6.Been to a concert. [x]
7.Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. [ ] 
8.Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. [ ] 
9.Been verbally or sexually harassed. [ ] 
10.Verbally or sexually harassed somebody [x]  (AS A JOKE..)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97%

11.Felt someone up and/or been felt up. [ ]
12.Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. [ ] (gross)
13.Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. [x]  (... )
14.Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. [x]
15.Been to prom. [  ]
16.Cried at school. [x] (shut up)
17.Gotten lost in a MYER or a department store. [ ]
18.Went streaking. [ ]
19.Given or receieved a lap dance. [ ]
20.Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [x] (my sisters and victoria)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93%

21.Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [x] (my sister's friend)
22.Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [x]
23.Kissed a stranger. [  ] 
24.Hugged a stranger. [ ]
25.Went scuba diving. [ ]
26.Driven a car. [x] (my mom and dad let me drive sometimes for practice, once i even drove to my dad's house )
27.Gotten an x-ray. [x] (we dont speak of it)

28.Hit by a car. [  ]
29.Had a party [x] (bday party)
30.Done drugs. [ ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%

31.Played strip poker. [ ] 
32.Got paid to strip for someone. [ ] 
33.Ran away from home. [x] (for like 30 minutes. i need my fucking wifi)
34.Broken a bone. [ ] 
35.Eaten sushi. [x] (*mouthwater*)
36.Bought porn. [ ] 
37.Watched porn. [x] (TENTACLE PORN IS FUCKING HILARIOUS)
38. Made porn [ ]
39.Had a crush on someone of the same sex. [ ]
40.Been in love. [x] (sh)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:  85%

41.Frenched kissed. [ ] 
42.Laughed so hard you cried. [x]
43.Cried yourself to sleep. [ ]
44.Laughed yourself to sleep. [ ]
45.Stabbed yourself. [ ]
46.Shot a gun. [x] (im fucking good at it too)
47.Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. [x]
48.Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. [x]
49.Been online for 9 consecutive hours. [x] 
50.Watched an animal die. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:  80%

51.Watched a person die. [ ]
52.Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least one person present. [ ] 
53.Pranked somebody. [x] (so many times)
54.Put somebody in the A&E [ ] (uhh)
55.Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. [x]
56.Kissed somebody of the same sex. [x] (like 50 different people a long time ago)
57.Dressed punk. [ ]
58.Dressed goth. [x] (it was a phase) 
59.Dressed preppy. [ ] 
60.Been to a motocross race. [ ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%

61.Avoided somebody. [x]
62.Been stalked. [ ] 
63.Stalked someone. [x] 
64.Met a celebrity. [ ]
65.Played an instrument. [x] 
66.Ridden a horse. [ ]
67.Cut yourself. [ ]
68.Bungee jumped. [ ]
69.Ding dong ditched somebody. [x] 
70.Been to a wild party. [ ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:  72%

71.Got caught stealing something [ ] (never been caught ;) )
72.Kicked a guy in the balls. [ ] 
73.Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from your friend [x] (eheheheheh...)
74.Went out with your friend's crush. [x] (...)
75.Got arrested. [ ] 
76.Been pregnant. [ ]
77.Babysat. [x] (i suck at it. i tlel my little sister to watch my baby sister then go in my room and close the door)
78.Been to another country. [ ] 
79.Started your house on fire. [ ]
80.Had an encounter with a ghost. [x]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:  68%

81.Donated your hair to cancer patients. [ ] 
82.Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. [x] 
83.Cried over a member of the opposite sex. [ ]
84.Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. [x]
85.Sat on your ass all day. [x] (every day lmfao)
86.Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. [ ]
87.Had a job. [ ] 
88.Gotten cut from a sports team. [ ]
89.Been called a whore. [x] (jokingly)
90.Danced like a whore. [ ]

PERCENTAGE SO FAR:  64%

91.Been mistaken for a celebrity. [x] (well not really been mistaken... but people have called me harry styles so many times its not fucking funny)
92.Been in a car accident. [ ]
93.Been told you have beautiful eyes. [x] 
94.Been told you have beautiful hair. [x] 
95.Raped somebody. [ ] 
96.Danced in the rain. [x] (i like the rain)
97.Been rejected. [ ]
98.Walked out of a restaurant without paying. [ ]
99.Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [x] 
100.Been bummed [x] 

PERCENT SO FAR : 58%



ive had a ton of internet relationships and like two real life ones